i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
this is the most beautiful thing

Home Alone;
Kevin: This is my house, I have to defend it.
probably my most-watched movie as a kid. i fucking adore this.
This blog supports Matt Smith carrying the Olympic Torch…however, we will have a fire extinguisher at the ready.
swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings
look at this asshole
look at him
god damn it henry
GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK
HENRY
this made me laugh so hard
“I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.” Alfred Hitchcock
i love this man so much
No one in America should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.
Barack Obama (via gay-men)
i actually cried a little bit, because OBAMA SAID THIS. i feel like it’s 4 years ago, and i’m listening to him give his speeches about hope and change and lofty ideals, and i’m 17 getting ready to vote, believing i can make a difference, that obama can make a difference. and right now it actually feels like that. i know it’s just one sentence but right now it means the world to me, that our president is on our side and actually cares about helping people.


