JolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNutHouse

Jun 01

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

this is the most beautiful thing

May 26

SHAWERMAMIA, HERE I GO AGAIN!

May 26
May 26

bluevein:

Home Alone;

Kevin: This is my house, I have to defend it.

probably my most-watched movie as a kid. i fucking adore this.

May 26
CRISIS AVERTED

CRISIS AVERTED

May 26

Thanks for not burning down Cardiff, Matt.

May 26
May 26

I WAS THERE I DIED

May 25

darksideofthemuse:

Darren and Joey at Apocalyptour - (x)

May 25

This blog supports Matt Smith carrying the Olympic Torch…however, we will have a fire extinguisher at the ready.

May 24
carbunculus:

swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings

look at this asshole

look at him

god damn it henry

GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK

HENRY

this made me laugh so hard

carbunculus:

swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings

look at this asshole

look at him

god damn it henry

GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK

HENRY

this made me laugh so hard

May 24
fuckyeahdirectors:

“I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.” Alfred Hitchcock

i love this man so much

fuckyeahdirectors:

“I am a typed director. If I made Cinderella, the audience would immediately be looking for a body in the coach.” Alfred Hitchcock

i love this man so much

May 24

quote No one in America should ever be afraid to walk down the street holding hands with the person they love.

Barack Obama (via gay-men)

i actually cried a little bit, because OBAMA SAID THIS.  i feel like it’s 4 years ago, and i’m listening to him give his speeches about hope and change and lofty ideals, and i’m 17 getting ready to vote, believing i can make a difference, that obama can make a difference. and right now it actually feels like that. i know it’s just one sentence but right now it means the world to me, that our president is on our side and actually cares about helping people.

May 24
May 23